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Written by Gaz Hunter
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Saturday, 05 June 2010 12:01 |
Finally I get the chance to sit, without a headache, without a work deadline (apart from book 3, yes, I know, I will take some time off and get it finished!) and I can write a considered, non-fanboy report on the gig I went to see on Wednesday.
Having been a fan for some 5 years (having been exposed to the viral youtube event *London Undeground*) I had determined to actually see Amateur Transplants live. Finances, time constraints and more recently cancer treatment has made this tricky, but ealier this year Adam and Suman both contacted me to say they were performing in Birmingham, which was near enough to me that I could get out and see them! Tickets were immediately purchased, and the countdown began...[1]
Wednesday June 2nd saw me heading to Birmingham and the Old Rep theatre, handily built to be next to Birmingham New Street Station. (It is possible I have the chronology arse-backwards there). So parking was only slightly a nightmare. No, really, I do so enjoy following the big white P sign round 13 turns, 4 crossroads, 1 level crossing and a canal, only to find myself heading the wrong way up a one way street, and passing what was clearly a carpark in the final throes of demolition!
Blind luck, satnav and prayers to the Great Pastafarian Flying Spaghetti Monster managed to find me a carpark that wasn't in pieces, with time to spare. And it was then that I discovered why the internationally accepted signage for a carpark is the large P. Because that is what the locals have on every landing of every starirwell on the place. The stink of *herbal tobacco* and piss is not the kind of welcoming miasma tourists want! Get a grip, Birmingham! You stand the risk of being mistaken for Coventry!
I had accidentally passed on a link to Amateur Transplants gigs to some friends of mine, and this had the effect of getting them as intrigued as I was. Three of them had therefore decided to attend the same performance, having already caught a show a few weeks earlier. My good lady was also making her way down from Bolton and I was trying to synchronise our arrival so we could sit together.
Timing, more Noodly Intervention and a headcold meant that we all met in WHSmith in the train station (it is an amazing jet-setting life I lead) and thence we headed for the theatre. Down a flight of stairs, one wall of which was being pissed on by a spliff-smoking local. Come on Brum! What kind of advert is that for incoming tourists?
Tickets presented, armbands given out, and off to the seating.
8pm and the houselights went down, the stage lights came up, and the two Amateurs presented themselves. Suman in a respectable suit, looking just like my own doctor, were he to be young, good looking, slim and asian, and not an elderly overweight scot... Adam was in a light cream number, and for some reason he reminded me of Dr Livingstone. Which is weird...
What followed was 45 minutes of shotgun comedy. It would be fair to say that CBBC would probably be advised to look elsewhere for entertainers...and this is one of the reasons I find their work fascinating on many levels.
Two doctors. Two young men. One recently married (congratulations again, Suman), both highly intelligent, socially aware, personally charming, dedicated, societal pillars, stood on stage singing *Willy bum poo* songs. The initial shock is wonderful, but you very quickly realise that in some of the songs there is a very strong social commentary.
You *also* realise that most of them are just *Willy bum poo* songs. And frankly I love that too :0) I envy the fact they can not only persuade 400+ adults to enter their world, but to laugh and applaud humour that is at its most simple a childs delight at being anarchistic. They shout at the world *We may be adults, but we can be childish, we can rejoice in being childish, and look, so can you!* And you'd be surprised at how cathartic it can be.
So. 45 minutes of this, followed by a break wherein I managed to buy merchandise, and then a further 45 minutes of fun, including a wonderful bit of audience participation and the shortest public romance I have erver seen *Hi Tom, in the blue shirt, in the second row* Slightly disappointed here..I'd written a filk based on Rufus Wainright's Hallelujah which I had hoped to pimp at them. But they already have a great version, after which mine palls into insignificance...I may try pimping the Viagra song at them though :)
Obviously the last song was *London Underground*, which seems to have become their anthem. I'm not sure they wanted, nor expected, the Audience Participation, but about 400 people decided that *I want my fucking money back*. Which made me grin.
The show was wonderfully scripted yet free-flowing. There were gaffes, both real and fake. There were asides both scripted and immediate. Adam and Suman seem to bounce off each other comedically to great effect, and more, they seem to like each other. Which is nice, and not as common in double acts as some people think.
For me one of the highlights was post-performance when we headed for the foyer, when Adam shot past yelling *'scuse me, sorry, sorry, 'scuse me* now dressed in a merchandise teeshirt. Both Doctors were signing at the front of the house, and I presented my CDs for signing. *It's you! It's Gaz Hunter! And you're not a 14 year old girl! I'm disappointed!* was Suman's response. I was touched that he had any idea who I was, given that he has a day job as an anaesthatist as well as the work and effort of the shows. I felt...special :0)
Moreso when Adam, having seen my name on the cd grabbed me and gave me a huge hug. One that got a round of applause from about 100 people who were still queueing for chats with the stars...
We hung around, and got to talk with both of them when it got quieter. I had promised both Adam and Suman a drink, and got my chance when Management didn't have the change for the Pepsi. Sorry, Suman, I know I said coffee, but it was the best I could do under the circumstances :)
So. Rounding up. Talented musicians, anarchistic childlike songwriters, piano,ukulele, saxaphone, trombone and Nasty Plastic recorder players...all Very Good Things. And incidentally two of the nicest people I have met, and would want to call friends.
Would I see them again? I not only would, I am going to.
Would I recommend them to you? Unless you are easily offended by bad language and a full-on assault on taste, then hell yes.
Did I have fun? Oh, dear Gods yes.
What was the worst part? Paying 9 quids to get my car out of what was essentially a public urinal!
And no, neither has bought my book yet!
Comments appreciated...I'm new at this reviewing lark...
[1] I had left a countdown on Twitter. Each day Amateur Transplants would be doing something new. Swan lake on Horseback. Discussing *Home trepanning for fun and profit*...turned out that they actually read and enjoyed them. I am humbled |
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Written by Gilly Smith
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Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:50 |
Jenna Bailey on 'Can Any Mother Help Me?'Faber author, Jenna Bailey will be coming to the Sussex House Party near Lewes to tell us about her bestselling book, 'Can Any Mother Help Me?' over dinner on May 29th. We provide the food, the wine and the other writers and we talk all night about writing. Three course dinner with writers costs £50. http://sussexhouseparty.ning.com/events/jenna-bailey-on-can-any-mother for more info.
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to book. About the bookIn 1935, a young woman wrote a letter to a magazine, asking readers for help. At a time when a woman's place was in the home, she bravely admitted she was lonely and frustrated. The letter struck a chord with women all over the country and so a secret magazine was born - the Cooperative Correspondence Club, or CCC.
With startling honesty, the women wrote about every aspect of their lives - the pain and elation of childbirth, the challenges of marriage, broken hearts and fading dreams. None of them could have anticipated the friendships that would grow nor that the magazine would last their lifetimes.
Jenna presents the extraordinary group of wives and mothers whose lives connected through a magazine. Her book is an intimate and moving collection of personal stories and, above all, a portrait of inseparable friendships.
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Written by Debi Alper
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Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:49 |
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Instead of our regular Lit Bits post, we've gone all seasonal and are recommending some of our best reads of the year for your wish lists. Jess Ruston: I would pick One Day, by David Nicholls. As well as having a beautiful cover which makes it a lovely present, it's a delight on the inside from start to finish - astute, funny, sad, touching, and above all, true. Debi Alper: Too Many Magpies by Elizabeth Baines. Deceptively simple, a beautifully crafted novel in which every word seems to have multiple layers of meaning. Also The Killing Jar by Nicola Monaghan. The narrator of this book is a character who will remain with me for ever. At times, almost unbearable painful but ultimately uplifting and life-affirming. Emma Darwin: The Collected Stories of Lorrie Moore (Faber) is a new and glorious compendium of one of my generation's finest short story writers. Each of Moore's stories is a Tardis-like miracle, holding more inside itself - more feeling, thought, history, hope and despair - than seems possible before you go inside. Elizabeth Baines: Ninni Holmqvist's The Unit: a stunning Swedish debut which presents an all-too-believable dystopia where those no longer useful to society submit to incarceration in the seemingly idyllic 'Unit'. Through prose as calm and dispassionate as the atmosphere of the Unit, Holmqvist presents a deeply moving as well as thought-provoking story. The English translation due for publication in the UK in March 2010 by OneWorld. Brian Clegg: We Need to Talk about Kelvin by Marcus Chown - A wonderful, readable popular science book: for entertainment value, and driving pace, Kelvin never lets the reader down. From the start we are bombarded with amazing facts, driven by Chown's very effective idea of taking everyday aspects of human existence and exploring the exciting science that lies behind them. Tania Hershman: Feeding Strays by Stefanie Freele, an astonishing collection of 51 very short stories, intense, rich and deeply imaginative. I defy anyone to read more than one story without having to put the book down to let it sink in. Sarah Salway: Keri Smith's How to Be An Explorer of the World made me think most this year about how I can look at, and record the things, I see every day. Although it's not necessarily a book for writers, it's about that sideways 'what if' glance that helps us make up original stories. Michael Pollan's A Place of My Own is a great description of how we create and inhabit our environment. Also good on the creative, and practical, process of designing something solid. Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall because it made me remember all over again that joy of getting lost in a book. Except you're not lost, you're just living a different life and it was like being a teenager again, being forced back blinking into the real world to cook supper etc. Except, of course, no teenager I've known cooks supper. hmm... getting a bit caught up here. Just to say. Good book! Dave Roberts: Another vote for One Day from me. Lovely book, which will make you very popular with the recipient. Also enjoyed Death, Destruction and a Packet of Peanuts by Chris Pascoe. It's about a history buff and his idiot friend visiting English Civil War battle sites, and dropping in on the local pubs while they're there. Very funny and superbly brings that particular chapter in history to life. That should be enough to keep you going for a while. Happy festivals of light to all our readers! Looking forward to seeing you in the next decade. |
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Written by Debi Alper
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Monday, 02 November 2009 11:48 |
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Remember, remember ... lots of dates in November. The month is full of launches, events and news for readers and writers, published and yet-to-be published. Elizabeth Baines will read for Chorlton Book Festival at the Lounge Bar, 478 Wilbraham Road, Chorlton, Monday 9th November 7pm. Free. Reading and chance for audience discussion. The official London launch of Elizabeth's new novel, Too Many Magpies, will take place at the Calder Bookshop, 51 The Cut, London SE1 8LF T: +44 (0)20 7620 2900. Tuesday 17th November, 7pm. Free. Elizabeth will read with Ride the Word, a group of authors published by Salt at Cafe Yumchaa, 45 Berwick Street, Soho, London W.1 (Nearest Tube: Oxford Circus, Tottenham Court Rd. All Oxford Street buses - to Berwick St stop.) Wednesday 18th November, 7- 9.15pm. Free admission. The latest Nottingham Writers' Studio Word of Mouth readings will be curated by Nicola Monaghan, who will also read from work in progress on the night. The readings take place in the Len Maynard Suite at the Royal Concert Hall Wednesday, November 11, 2009 at 7:15PM. £5/£4 members in advance or on the night available from the Concert Hall Box office: 0115 9895555. For further details see here or the Writers' Studio website. Jessica Ruston will be joining Susan Hill at two bookshop events in November - on the 18th at Mr B's Emporium of Reading Delights and on the 20th at Mostly Books in Abingdon. Susan will be talking about her life in books and the joys of reading following the publication of her latest work, Howard's End is on the Landing, and she will be introducing Jessica, debut novelist and author of Luxury. ("This sleek story about addiction, scandal and revenge is utterly thrilling. Five stars." Closer magazine) Sally Hinchcliffe will be appearing at the Crossing the Bar bookshop in Eyemouth in the Scottish Borders to sign copies of her book, Out of a Clear Sky, at lunchtime (from 12 noon) on Tuesday, 3rd November. More details here The East Dulwich Writers' Group is celebrating 10 years of supporting local creative writing talent, during which time the mailing list has swollen to over 100 members. The group is publishing an anthology, Hoovering the Roof, which contains novel extracts, short stories and poems, including an unseen extract from the 4th novel by Debi Alper. A launch event will take place 7.00-9.00 pm Thursday 26th November at the Bookseller Crow on the Hill in Crystal Place. Many of the people reading this are no doubt talented writers who deserve to be published but it hasn't happened for you (yet). One way to get recognition for your words is to enter competitions. In which case, you might be interested in the Brit Writers' Awards Unpublished 2010.There are adult and child categories for novels, short stories, poems and songs with a whopping £10,000 prize. You can make as many submissions as you like once you've paid the one-off admin fee of £10.95. Entry rules and conditions are here. Judging criteria here. How do you fancy a whole weekend devoted to writing? Would it help to know there is an amazing line up of authors, editors and agents? That it will be held on the campus of the fabulous York University with en suite accommodation and all meals provided? That the price for the full weekend (£345) also includes all events on the programme, your choice of workshops and 3 one-to-one slots where you can directly pitch your writing to a top agent? That there is also a one day option (£145) or a mini course (£60) on the Friday? If so, welcome to the Festival of Writing 2010 which will take place next April. Tickets on sale from 1st November. Mystery Women, whose aim is to 'raise the awareness and profile of female crime writers and provide a forum for enthusiastic crime fiction readers', has secured a stall at the forthcoming Collectormania event at Earls Court, Olympia, 28th and 29th November. Debi Alper will be one of the authors signing books and rubbing shoulders with the Hollywood stars. And if that isn't enough to be going on with, check out the other festivals taking place in November here. |
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Written by Debi Alper
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Friday, 09 October 2009 15:50 |
Fiona Robyn is looking for bloggers interested in helping her out with a 'Blogsplash' next year.
Her next novel, ’Thaw’, follows 32 year old Ruth over three months as she decides whether or not she wants to carry on living. The novel will be published online in its entirety next March.
Fiona is looking for bloggers to help her to spread the word by joining her 'Blogsplash' and posting the first day of Ruth’s diary on the same day as her.
If you'd like to join in, email Fiona your blog url (
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) and she'll add you to this page as a little thank you.
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Written by Debi Alper
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Friday, 02 October 2009 11:03 |
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The golden days of Autumn are here and we have some solid gold events coming up. Talk about something for everyone ... Emma Darwin is busy this month. On Thursday 8th October she's appearing at the Wimbledon Book Festival where she'll be talking to Jayne Buxton about A Secret Alchemy and The Mathematics of Love. On Thursday 15th October, at the Guildford Book Festival, she and Maeve Haran will be discussing how writers turn real history into modern fiction, with Elizabeth Buchan. Emma has a special affection for the Guildford Festival, because it was when The Mathematics of Love was shortlisted for their First Novel Award that she first realised that people other than her agent and her editor thought she’d written something worth reading. To add to the above, we at Bookarazzi are particularly excited this month following the announcement that A Secret Alchemy is one of The Times's Top 50 Paperbacks of 2009. Elizabeth Baines' new novel Too Many Magpies is published by Salt Publishing on Oct 1st, and she will be reading from it at Northern Salt, a Manchester Literature Festival event on Sunday 18th October, 3-4 pm. at the Whitworth Art Gallery. (A free event.) Three other Salt authors, short-story writers Robert Graham and Mark Illis and poet John Siddique, will also read at the event.
Jessica Ruston's debut novel, LUXURY, is published on 15th October. 'Luxury oozes glamour, wealth and scandal - a fantastic debut. *****' says Company magazine. Jessica will be talking about her book at the Wimbledon Bookfest on Monday 5th October, with Penny Vincenzi and Jojo Moyes . She will also be giving a talk at the London Writers' Club on Tuesday 13th October about narrative, structure, story and plot. Caroline Rance is appearing at Chester Literature Festival on Mon 12 October, 1pm-2pm at Oddfellow's, Lower Bridge Street. Caroline will be talking about her debut historical novel, Kill-Grief, which is set in Chester in the 18th century. Caroline Smailes will be appearing the following day. Nicola Monaghan is featured on the Write Lion Podcast coming out beginning October and will also be appearing at the Left Lion Circus Extravaganza on 3rd October - exact time and venue tbc. See the Left Lion site for details. She will also read from her work at The Flying Goose cafe in Beeston, 7:30pm on 20th October. On October 15th, Greg Stekelman aka The Man Who Fell Asleep will be reading from his book, followed by a Q+A and some booze, at Bou Tea, a cafe in Covent Garden. You can see photos of the last event here. And how exciting is this??? Brian Clegg won the IVCA Clarion Award for books at a ceremony in London's British Film Instute on Friday 25th September. Yes, you read that right. He WON! The Clarion Awards are for media promoting CSR, sustainable development, social inclusion and ethical debate. According to the judges, Brian's Ecologic 'brings a clarity of thought, economic focus and psychological understanding to expose the woolly thinking, misleading statements and propaganda which undermine the genuine requirements for sustainable environmentalism.' It's unlikely you'll have any spare time after all the above, but just in case, details of the other literary festivals happening this month are here. |
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Written by Gilly Smith
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Wednesday, 30 September 2009 14:55 |
The Sussex House Party launches its autumn season this weekend with writers and coaches teasing the muse to come out and play while the food and wine flows. TV sexpert, author and all round good time gal, Emily Dubberley is back with Erotica: The Second Coming on Saturday October 3rd. She’ll be opening her Pandora's box of goodies as she explores the inner porn writer in an afternoon workshop before the evening feast.
Lisa Pearson is The Mummy Whisperer and will be teaching mums how to calm the brain noise, the shouldas, wouldas, couldas that get in the way of being who we are on October 10th . And Dorothy Larios, inspired by Anne Morrow Lindbergh's 1950's American classic, A Gift From The Sea invites women to join her for a weekend of writing and musing on what it is to be a mother, wife, daughter, sister, grandmother, aunt or a friend on October 24. Phil Whelans will be splitting his sides this Hallowe'en in his comedy writing workshop on October 31st. Among the comedy gods he’s written for are Joan Rivers, Jimmy Carr, Armstrong and Miller, Basil Brush, Brian Conley, Jason Byrne, a constellation of latex stars in Spitting Image and any celeb who happened to wander onto the Wembley stage at Al Gore’s Live Earth. December 12th: Mil Millington explores real things - aspects of human psychology or philosophical questions - to explore the basis of a novel. It works for him; his first, 'Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About' led to him becoming one of the Guardian's Best First Novelists in 2002. Since then he's written three more critically acclaimed novels, and for various newspapers and magazines as a features writer and a columnist. His most recent novel, 'Instructions for Living Someone Else's Life' came out this year, as did the serial 'Sexton Blake: Detective!' for BBC Radio 2. Comedy heroine, Jill Edwards and the Vicar in a Cowboy Hat, Pete Owen-Jones are all lined up to probe the way we think and write over the next few months. And with plenty of beautiful places to stay and prices between £30 and £70 per room, The Sussex House Party is a weekend retreat you'd be hard pushed to find elsewhere. For more information contact Gilly Smith on 01825 872136 or visit http://sussexhouseparty.ning.com/ |
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Written by Debi Alper
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Wednesday, 02 September 2009 14:20 |
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So, the long (but not long enough) hot (but not hot enough) summer is almost behind us ... But don't despair. There's plenty going on to distract and entertain book lovers. Tania Hershman will be reading at the launch of the latest issue of the London Magazine at the ICA in London on Sept 11th (7.30pm) and at Ride the Word XV at the Soho Cafe, 45 Berwick Street, Soho, London, (7-9.15pm) on Sept 23rd. Tania is also celebrating the first birthday of her highly acclaimed book of short stories, The White Road and Other Stories by giving away signed copies as well as talking about how the first year was for her, the bad and the good! Pop into her blog to find out more and to win a copy. Barbara Smith reads as part of the Poetry Divas collective at the Spoken Word tent at the Electric Picnic festival, Stradbally, Co. Laois, Ireland. 12pm Sunday 6th September. This is just one of the Divas' many outings at summer festivals in Ireland. For more info check Electric Picnic website
Emma Darwin and Debi Alper are running a one day workshop at Waterstone's, Piccadilly on Saturday 26th September for the Writers' Workshop. This course is entitled Novels - Getting Started and deals with the basics. Details including info on how to book a place are here.
Didsbury Arts Festival: Talking Fiction: Elizabeth Baines, Carl Tighe and Cath Staincliffe will be reading from their latest work and talking about the various forms of fiction they write at the Northern Lawn Tennis Club, Palatine Rd, Didsbury, 7.30 pm, Saturday 26th September. There will be a chance to buy the authors' books and have them signed. Elizabeth's new novel Too Many Magpies will be hot off the press. A free event.
And if festivals are your thing, you can find details of many more here. The Salt Readers' Prize: Vote for the Salt book you found most important. This summer Salt Publishing almost went bust but were pulled back from the brink by a masterstroke, the Just One Book Campaign. If enough people bought just one Salt book, the shortfall could be covered and Salt could be saved. The response was magnificent and Salt did survive. The danger is not over, however, and the campaign now continues with the Readers' Prize, a publicity campaign for the Salt list. You can vote for the Salt book you have find 'most important' by going to this Facebook Page and leaving your vote in the comments, by Tweeting @saltpublishing or #JustOneBook, or by emailing chrisatsaltpublishingdotcom. Two Salt story collections are written by BWBDers, The White Road and Other Stories by Tania Hershman, and Balancing on the Edge of the World by Elizabeth Baines. The poll closes on September 15th. |
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My new book is due from Flambard on the 13th March. Titled Winged with Death, it is based in Montevideo in the seventies and in the North of England in the present day. Winged ... News | John Baker | Thursday, 5 March 2009 read on...
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These are the details of the virtual tour for my new novel, Winged with Death:The Winged with Death Virtual Tour 2009Stops Tour Date Blog 01 26th March The Inner Minx02 31st March This Writing Life03 2nd April Ken MacLeod04 ... News | John Baker | Thursday, 5 March 2009 read on...
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Some really exciting launches and events coming up (again!) this month!Elizabeth Baines reads from her collection of short stories 'Balancing on the Edge of the World' at Huddersfield Literature Festival, ... News | Debi Alper | Tuesday, 3 March 2009 read on...
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Phew! If January was a quiet month, then February more than makes up for it, with Bookarazzi members launching books left, right and ... well, here.Sally Hinchcliffe's psychological thriller Out ... News | Debi Alper | Monday, 2 February 2009 read on...
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Fiona Robyn is a novelist who lives in rural Hampshire with her partner, cats and vegetable patch. She has too many blogs and spends too much time writing them. Her debut novel ... News | Fiona Robyn | Saturday, 24 January 2009 read on...
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How I Broke Bath, and Other Stories was not so much written as thrown together. I'd been writing Livejournal posts for some years, and for some reason amassed a readership ... News | Bowen T Hunter | Friday, 23 January 2009 read on...
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